after bones retires, he publishes his memoirs about serving as CMO on the enterprise, a bestseller among future medical officers in starfleet. it is called 1701 COMPLETED RESIGNATION FORMS I NEVER SUBMITTED (BUT SHOULD HAVE)
I was hula-hooping. Kevin and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. I’ve mastered all the moves
Captain America/Brooklyn 99 AU → Natasha Romanov as Detective Rosa Diaz"What kind of woman doesn’t own an axe?"
oh wow is this perfect
"yes it is" is the only acceptable answer
#oh my god #this made me so happy #because: #a) it is hilarious #and b)#henry can rage and rule and inflict his wrath on whoever crosses him #and chop guards in half to make a point #and hold the power to decide whether catherine lives or dies #but when it all comes down to it #and it’s henry the person without all his patriarchal privilege #he’s the one who can’t haul a body across the castle #catherine is so much stronger than he is or could ever dream of being #and it’s because she had to learn how to fight and scheme and be the god damn best to keep herself alive and (somewhat) safe #he just cannot compare to her #and it was SO SATISFYING to get a storyline where that was acknowledged #like #society is always going to be on henry’s side #because henry makes the rules #henry can decide to have catherine executed #but strip all that privilege away and SHE IS BETTER #and the thing that gets me the most is: underneath all the resentment and insecurity he totally digs it #GOD THIS RELATIONSHIP
#okay reblogging MY OWN TAGS like a silly person#because they got too taggish and therefore did not make it to my reign or henry/catherine tags!#and i do not want this post to be lost in the abyss that is my tumblr#reign#marrieds