spicyshimmy:

after bones retires, he publishes his memoirs about serving as CMO on the enterprise, a bestseller among future medical officers in starfleet. it is called 1701 COMPLETED RESIGNATION FORMS I NEVER SUBMITTED (BUT SHOULD HAVE)

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I was hula-hooping. Kevin and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. I’ve mastered all the moves

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bobbynewport:

Captain America/Brooklyn 99 AU → Natasha Romanov as Detective Rosa Diaz

"What kind of woman doesn’t own an axe?"
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thegothdetectiv:

oh wow is this perfect
"yes it is" is the only acceptable answer

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